Frosty looks more like a shoulder-hopping donkey than a Brahski if you ask me. I mean how’s he suppose to surf that thing anyway? He doesn’t even have legs and look at his pathetic excuse for paddle arms. If I ever saw that fucker in the line-up I’d beat that crooked smile right off his face and wrap my leash around his head until it popped off and sank to the bottom of the ocean. "Oh look, I'm frosty, look at me, my nose matches my board." What a fucking poser!
Did I mention it's been a while since I caught a good wave.
Frosty's little stick arms would have been a welcomed trade on Saturday. My arms melted like the Brahski as soon as I started paddling...maybe a midweeker?
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Frosty looks more like a shoulder-hopping donkey than a Brahski if you ask me. I mean how’s he suppose to surf that thing anyway? He doesn’t even have legs and look at his pathetic excuse for paddle arms. If I ever saw that fucker in the line-up I’d beat that crooked smile right off his face and wrap my leash around his head until it popped off and sank to the bottom of the ocean. "Oh look, I'm frosty, look at me, my nose matches my board." What a fucking poser!
Did I mention it's been a while since I caught a good wave.
Dude I think I surfed like that legless bastard on Saturday. On a positive note the Colts did win.
Frosty's little stick arms would have been a welcomed trade on Saturday. My arms melted like the Brahski as soon as I started paddling...maybe a midweeker?
Cool stick!
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